Sunday, April 18, 2010

Ex is Getting Married and I'm Going...Shit.

Dear Sharton, the Robot of Love,

Recently I received an wedding invitation from a friend from college. I'm excited to go, but I'm hesitating because in the past she and I slept together on several occasions before she met her fiance. I don't have any designs on her and I wish her and her husband-to-be all the luck in the world, but I'm not sure what the etiquette is in this situation. I'm also not sure if her fiance knows or not.

Sincerely,
Chicken Or Fish in California



Chicken Or Fish in California,

I can see how this may be an ordeal. But it actually all depends. Your past is in the past and if your just friends now then it shouldn't be awkward at all. If that's the case then treat it like any other wedding you'd go to. Give them your wishes and have a flocking good time! You might even pick up another girl there, I hear weddings are good for that!

But if there is still some sort of connection then it might be a little awkward. If she's still shooting you those winks when she sees you or texting those seductive messages and then invites you to her wedding, that's screaming for trouble. You were probably just so good sexually that she gets the tingles every time she sees or thinks of you. In that case, I'd suggest bringing a date to the wedding. If you're with someone, she won't be able to get one last thing in with you in the storage closet or anything scandalous like that. Keep her loyal to her future husband and plus, she shouldn't have the benefit of getting into your emotions. (Unless you're the hands free type and up for any good time.) And I'd suggest leaving the fiance out of it. It's not your job to let him know and if you did it might just open a can of worms. Let the chick work that out. If she's fantasizing about other guys besides her fiance, that might just turn into a disaster. But just go have a good time! Don't shoot any signs of interest and do hit on other girls hah. Hope that helps!

With Robot Love,
Shartron


Courtesy of http://machinerelations.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/robot-love-cartoons/

Tron Starts Giving Advice on Love

The day has come and Shartron is now giving advice on love, and anything else her fellow human friends may ask of her! How did I come up with this idea? Well actually a friend suggested it. He seems to always come to me for relationship advice and has always thought I gave good and helpful words of wisdom. But now that I really think about it, a good amount of friends actually come to me for advice. I supposed as someone that has hardly dated and has never been in relationship I have an "objective voice of reason," as one friend puts it. So the tale of love begins! Please send your questions/comments/letters/etc. to shartronrobotoflove@gmail.com. And don't worry, they will all be anonymous. And I'll start the journey with this picture below,


Courtesy of the following link, http://spectrum.ieee.org/tag/Love

Fine print: Be aware if you take my advice, I am not responsible for anything that happens afterwards. Just stating my opinions:)